Your name is STEPH. You're really LAME. You like to read and watch REALLY DUMB THINGS. Everyone thinks you're super WEIRD.
You type like a WELL SPOKEN LOSER. You are approximately a certain age and you really don't feel comfortable telling your fellow weirdos your personal information. You are a human. Maybe. You listen to SILLY MUSIC. And you think this way of introducing yourself is SUPER ULTRA MEGA DUMB.