Nintendo DS’s law is the observation that, as soon as you finally decide on and buy a DS, Nintendo will come out with a new and better model that you want more.
once a girl in my biology class asked if the sun had bones
Once a girl in my spanish class asked if fish was a dairy product
once a girl in my biology class exclaimed, “i didn’t know you breathed when you were sleeping!”
Once a guy in my health class argued with the teacher for an entire period that peanut butter was a meat
Thank God in homeschooled.
*steps into shower*
*forgets to remove eyeliner*
*steps out of shower*
*Joins The Black Parade*
Apparently it’s not socially acceptable for a man to invite another man out just for coffee or to go out for a meal, in case it’s perceived as a date. Like it’s fine if you wanna go to the pub and drink beer and have a chat but make it non-alcoholic and suddenly you’re not straight anymore? You can go to the cinema together but ONLY if it’s an action movie. You guys can’t even just go shopping with each other. Oh masculinity, so fragile, so strange.
- Male Rapper: *releases song about drugs and money and murder and theft and having side-bitches and disrespecting women*
- Everybody: cool
- Nicki Minaj: *releases song about butts*
- Everybody: WOW WHAT A WHORE OH MY GOD NICKI MINAJ IS AWFUL WHAT A BAD EXAMPLE HOLY SHIT THIS IS THE DECLINE OF MANKIND WHAT HAS MUSIC COME TO OH LORD THIS IS TEACHING YOUNG GIRLS TO BE SLUTS I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS BACK IN MY DAY WE HAD GOOD MUSIC NOW THIS IS JUST A DISASTER EDEN HAS FALLEN AND SOON THE DEVIL WILL CLAIM OUR CHILDREN AND GIVE WOMEN THE ABILITY TO FREELY EXPRESS SEXUALITY IN THE MEDIA
I am so obsessed with powerful women who know they’re the shit and make no qualms about how powerful they are. Women like Lady Gaga and Beyonce and Nicki Minaj who are in control and stand up for the things they believe in and hold themselves so high and walk with such confidence and a gleam in their eye that says “I take no shit from anyone.” They are amazing.
This was my chemistry professor.
Cats and Tumblr
Through the end of time.
Finally had a reason to draw these two.
Request by anon. Hope you like it~!