Your name is STEPH. You're really LAME. You like to read and watch REALLY DUMB THINGS. Everyone thinks you're super WEIRD.
You type like a WELL SPOKEN LOSER. You are approximately a certain age and you really don't feel comfortable telling your fellow weirdos your personal information. You are a human. Maybe. You listen to SILLY MUSIC. And you think this way of introducing yourself is SUPER ULTRA MEGA DUMB.
Imagine your OTP as assassins working together for the first time, with person B as the one who likes to trigger massive, messy fights for distractions, kill all the guards and overall be very flamboyant about their job and person A as the stealthy one, always in the shadow, strikes fast and accurate and doesn’t bother to kill more than necessary. Enter lots of arguments and mayhem. Can they pull working together off or do they fuck up spectacularly?
My girlfriend was buying a wig fir the Brony convention she’s going to with a friend and the guy behind the counter asked “What are girl bronies called?” And before I could stop myself I blurted out: “The intended Audience?”